Totally Awesome

thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

(via ewan-thomas)

jeza-red:

elsajeni:

googleberryitis:

officialfrenchtoast:

polople:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

neatpotatoes:

clamjob:

casmii:

pricklylegs:

memewhore:

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

It`s a railing.

This fucked with my head so hard.

WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

ITS ON TOP OF A WALL NOT GRASS

oh my god it’s the edge of a cement wall jesus christ that fucked me up so bad it took so long for me to understand

I STILL DONT GET IT

this is fucking with my head so much so i just accepted that thing is a squirrel

Oh my god I thought it was grass!

Collin, whoever you are, I’m still pretty sure you’re trying to feed a giant squirrel.


HERE OKAY? hERE!!

jeza-red:

elsajeni:

googleberryitis:

officialfrenchtoast:

polople:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

neatpotatoes:

clamjob:

casmii:

pricklylegs:

memewhore:

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

It`s a railing.

This fucked with my head so hard.

WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

ITS ON TOP OF A WALL NOT GRASS

oh my god it’s the edge of a cement wall jesus christ that fucked me up so bad it took so long for me to understand

I STILL DONT GET IT

this is fucking with my head so much so i just accepted that thing is a squirrel

Oh my god I thought it was grass!

Collin, whoever you are, I’m still pretty sure you’re trying to feed a giant squirrel.

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HERE OKAY? hERE!!

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thehornsofmischief:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

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The warrior, the hero… and you.

(Source: stolenearth, via elenreailsparks)